It’s cool and fall-like outside, politics is rampant, my cold is rampant and I need some time to sleep. Or hibernate.
This the continuation of the absurd politics storyline (is there any other kind?) that I felt needed some additional silliness. So he’s founding the Coffee Party since the Tea Party is already taken. And tea is for sissies anyway.
What is truly odd is that there is a real coffee party, which I think some drug-addled Democrat came up with to counter the Tea Party. no one said the Dems were any smarter than the GOP. And that rally is the crux of the issue, isn’t it? We elect people who have marshmallow for brains, doesn’t matter what side of the electoral isle you’re on. Kind of like choosing between root canal and voluntary spleen removal, both without anesthetic.
Makes me also think that if I could have a benevolent dictatorship that ensured fresh bagels, Italian sausage and possibly fresh radish salad on demand, I could live without voting.
I promise to have some zippy election campaign mottoes for you to laugh or sneer at in coming episodes.
Enjoy the comic, and if you don’t get the humor, don’t worry. Neither do I.
Hugs and kisses
Emperor Cassius Drukerus